Tempted to give up drinking, it’s making me fat and the amount I drink is like awful. Love being drunk though that’s the problem.
Ok so half a bottle of jagermeister wasn’t the best idea last night
I wish I could afford this dress for prom, it’s so pretty.
(Source: caoine, via reachingsunhands)
My favorite thing (Taken with instagram)
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over
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(via common--courtesy)
I wanna ombre my hair by the end of this year since I just died my hair Auburn, I wanna keep it that way for bit. Yee. :)
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